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Hosting a party can either be one of two things. An enjoyable experience filled with effervescent laughter OR, OR, OR! A anxiety producing hellscape that you wish would end because you planned it so piss poor that you’re so stressed out that the baby is now crying and you and your wife may or may not be heading for a divorce.
Luckily with Sprouts you can make hosting a party really really easy (at least food wise). Here’s 5 ways to avoid to disaster.
1- Plan ahead and order your meats from the butcher at Sprouts. They can get you whatever crazy cut of beef you want to impress your stupid douchey foodie friend (i.e. Me).
2- Plan ahead (noticing a trend?) order a deli meat or another prepared meal from the meat counter. People literally love deli meat platters, buy some fancy bread from the bakery, and get some fancy cheese and you’ll have a damn feast for your fancy asses. Notice the usage of the word fancy there. #lazywriting
3- Buy all the f’n cakes and pies from the bakery section. Because you know what nobody has ever said? MAN THEY HAD TOO MUCH DESSERT, I WISH THERE WAS LESS OF IT. Literally people are addicted to sugar people, give the fiends what they want and give them cake! and or cookies! OR BOTH!!!
4- Impress your friends with fancy veggie and fruit spreads. Are your friends insufferable food rule dictators who wont eat anything? Well you’re in luck. Even those jerks can be satisfied with a delicious fruit and or veggie spread, throw in some pomegranate seeds and your friends will think you’re the freaking King of Siam.
5- Have a sausage party. PAUSE FOR LAUGHTER. Okay now that we’re all adults. Sprouts makes their own sausages in house and they have a lot of options. So do this, buy them ALL and then set up a tasting. Your friends will love it and you’ll laugh because of the jokes. THE JOKES PEOPLE! THINK OF THE JOKES!!!
